

On band-aids
When I first saw that movie Almost Famous, I hadn't heard that term "band-aid" applied to a person. So I assumed it was just a thing made up for that film. And somewhere along the line I also figured it was a pejorative of some kind. Neither was correct. Band-Aids are a band's best friend. Sometimes they're the only ones to show up to a gig where you're otherwise just kind of playing to an audience composed of the other bands on the bill. They buy drinks, they keep overly row
How we suffer!
Last time we precociously dreamed up a religion of love. Well, founded on love, anyway. Or is love the deity? Doesn't matter. It really doesn't. That's the cool thing. We can easily and openly substitute what our souls tell us is God and the nomenclature doesn't change the message at all. In fact, I think it proves the whole point. Direct your prayers and your faith toward the entity you believe best suited to receive them, but come with a spirit of love and we're drinking th